A man with a huge grin approaches a priest.
“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned,” he says. “I’ve spent the week with seven beautiful women.”
“Do not fret, my son,” says the priest. “All you need to do is take seven lemons, squeeze the juice into a glass and drink the juice.”
“Will that cleanse me of my sin?”“No, but it will wipe that stupid smile off your face.”