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Little Johnny's problem

A teacher noticed that little Johnny at the back of the class was squirming around, pulling at his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find our what was going on.
Little Johnny was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had a minor surgery on his willy over the weekend and was quite itchy now.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to call his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did that and returned to the class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. The teacher went back to investigate only to find Johnny sitting at his desk with his pants down.
"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.
"I did" replied Johnny hesitantly, "and she told me that if I could stick it out until lunchtime, she'd come and pick me up from school."

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