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The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on Flight 670 to London . Shalom!" Maintenance, clean up at Gate 2, please.

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