Renault and Ford have joined forces
to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault ‘Clio’ and the
Ford ‘Taurus’ they have designed the ‘Clitaurus.’ It comes in pink, and the
average male car thief won’t be able to find it – let alone turn it on – even if
someone tells him where it is and how to do it.Rumor has
it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real
bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings,
when you really need it, you can’t get it to turn over.New
models are initially fun to own, but are very costly to maintain, and horribly
expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal
and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the
curb weight typically increases with age.Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk
increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is
not expected to reach collector status. Most
owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes
troublesome.Jim Morris
