An undocumented Mexican (Democrat), a Muslim and a Redneck (never voted against the Republican Party) were walking together on a beach when the Mexican man stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.
"I can only grant three wishes," the Genie said. "Since there are three of you, you may have a wish apiece." Pointing at the undocumented Mexican, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."
The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my peoples back to our homeland, May-he-co!" Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet pickups appeared on the beach.
The Muslim said, "I wish for a hundred thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah." Poof! It was done! A hundred thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach. Not sure how well the camels did swimming across the Atlantic, but ....
Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?"
The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off into the surf ....
The Redneck said, "Just give me a Bud Lite. It doesn't get any better than this!"