Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan
Say you're a sick senior
citizen and the government says there is no
Nursing Home care available for
you. So, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older, a gun
(Part G), and four
bullets. You are allowed to shoot four
This means, of course, that you'll be sent to prison where
three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating
conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the Health Care you need.
new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing
new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They're all
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as
they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this? The
same government that just
told you they can't afford for you to go into a
home. And, you can get
rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at
And now, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more
taxes. Is this a great country or what?
Now that we've solved
your senior financial planning, enjoy your week ..
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