Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan

Say you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no
Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older, a gun (Part G), and four
bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians.

This means, of course, that you'll be sent to prison where you'll receive
three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating & air
conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the Health Care you need. Need
new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid,
new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They're all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as
they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just
told you they can't afford for you to go into a home. And, you can get
rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it.

And now, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income
taxes. Is this a great country or what?

Now that we've solved your senior financial planning, enjoy your week ..

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