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Henry J's Blog & BS
Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2014 11:19 AM
Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan
Say you're a sick senior
citizen and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for
you. So, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older, a gun
(Part G), and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot four
politicians.
This means, of course, that you'll be sent to prison where
you'll receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating
& air conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the Health Care you need.
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing
aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They're all
covered. As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as
often as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this? The
same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a
home. And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at
it.
And now, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more
income taxes. Is this a great country or what?
Now that we've solved
your senior financial planning, enjoy your week ..
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