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White House gardener fired

Fired after 31 years
 
James  "Jim" Whitey, the head gardener at the White
House, was dismissed today after 31
years of loyal service to scores of US Presidents and
First  Ladies. In an exclusive  interview outside the back gate of the Presidential
Residence, the  64-year old Mr. Whitey,  proclaimed his
innocence and strongly condemned his firing. 
"It all  happened so fast. I'm still in a daze," said the
bewildered Whitey.
"All I  know is, I was getting ready to weed the rose bed outside
the Oval Office window  like I do every week.  I called out to my assistants, 
"Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe?" 
Then  the next thing I knew, the Secret Service was hauling my ass off
the  property. 
 
 

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