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Wednesday at a ceremony to appoint Texas lawyer Shaarik Zafar to be special representative to Muslim communities, Secretary of State John Kerry said it was the United States' Biblical "responsibility" to "confront climate change," including to protect "vulnerable Muslim majority counties." Kerry said scripture, in particular the Book of Genesis, makes it clear that it our duty to protect the planet and we should look at the Muslim countries "with a sense of stewardship of earth "...adding, "That responsibility comes from God."I have spent the past hour looking for the references mentioned by Kerry and I have concluded that it is...to quote my native American friend, Chief Thunder Mug..."the issue of Buffalo patties having been consumed by forked tongue white eyes fool of highly questionable integrity". The Chief has a way with words doesn't he!Sooo, with the Chief's scatological character assessment in mind, we will give Embarrassador Kerry his justified place on the esteemed list below...   
World's 
 
Shortest 
 
Books
 
 
 
 
 
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS 
By Tiger Woods
 
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY 
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan 
& Michelle Obama 
Illustrated by Michael Moore 
Foreword by George Soros
________________________________________
 
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS 
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA 
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton" 
______________________________________
 
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL 
By Hillary Clinton 
_________________
 
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY 
By Bill Clinton 
_________________
 
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD 
By Bill Gates 
____________________________________
 
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY 
By Dennis Rodman 
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE 
By Al Gore & John Kerry 
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC 
By Amelia Earhart 
____________________________________
 
HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST 
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian 
__________________________________ 

TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE 
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell 
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE 
By Mike Tyson 
__________________________________ 

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
 
_______________________________________ 

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS 
By O. J. Simpson &  Casey Anthony 
_________________________________________
 
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY 
By Ted Kennedy 
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MY BOOK ON MORALS 
By Bill Clinton 
With introduction by 
The Rev. Jesse Jackson 
And foreword by 
Tiger Woods with John Edwards 
____________________________________________________

HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL 
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS 
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JUST ADDED: 

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy 
By Nancy Pelosi 
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And the absolute shortest book .......... 

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE 
THE NOBEL 
PEACE PRIZE 
By Barack Obama
 


 

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