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Those pesky circle flies

A cowboy  from Texas attended a social function where Barack  Obama was trying to gather support for his  Health Plan.  When Obama discovered the cowboy was from President Bush's home area, he started to belittle him by talking in a southern  drawl and single syllable  words.
As  he was doing that, he kept swatting at some  flies that were buzzing around his head. The  cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with  them circle flies?" Obama stopped talking  and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're  called, but I've never heard of circle  flies."
"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're  called circle flies because they're almost  always found circling around the back end of a  horse." "Oh," Obama replies as he goes  back to rambling.
But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?" "No,  sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much  respect for the citizens of this country to call  their president a horse's ass."
"That's a  good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling  on once more. After a long pause, the  cowboy, in his best Texas drawl  says, "Hard to fool them flies, though.  "   


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