Henry J's Blog & BS
This was just published this morning. If you didn't see
it...you now have a chance to challenge your ???President Barack Obama is responding to the
growing threat from islamofascist terrorism by:
In the caliphate imagined by
- Assembling a crack team of analysts to come up with the
- Assembling a crack team of operatives to liquidate the
- Assembling a crack team of allies to isolate the
- Assembling a crack team of cronies to play 18 at Farm
Neck Golf Club.
The Gaza conflict is a result
- Everyone will enjoy religious tolerance.
- Everyone will enjoy intellectual freedom.
- Everyone will enjoy basic hygiene.
- Everyone will enjoy weekly honor
The most influential world leader
- Hamas’ refusal to stop attacking civilians from behind
- Israel’s refusal to allow Hamas to fire artillery at
- Hamas’ refusal to use foreign aid money for anything
other than weapons.
- Israel’s stubborn refusal to stop being so
President Obama’s biggest foreign policy success
- Vladimir Putin.
- Angela Merkel.
- Whichever Chinese guy is next to be purged by the
- Valerie Jarrett.
Obama has expanded surveillance of Americans
- Arming both (all) sides of the Syrian/ISIS/Iraq
- Not scuffing Russia’s tires on their way into the
- Knifing Israel in the back.
- First lady Michelle Obama’s European shopping
The politically motivated IRS harassment of
innocent taxpayers was initiated by:
- It’s important to know who might be planning terrorist
- It’s important to know who might be planning criminal
- It’s important to know who might have donated money to
the Tea Party.
- It’s important to know what you buy on
Operation Fast and Furious
- High-ranking Obama administration officials, possibly
including Obama himself.
- Rogue agents acting roguishly.
- Lois Lerner’s hard drive, which became self-aware and
immediately committed suicide.
- The janitor in the IRS’s Cincinnati field
The situation along the U.S.-Mexico border could
best be described as:
- A secret program in which the Obama Administration sold
guns to terrorists and then lied about it to Congress.
- A secret program to identify the best actor to replace
- A secret program to put an oversized spoiler on every
Honda Civic in America.
- A secret program to make drift racing seem less
The recent San Francisco-area earthquakes were
- The unavoidable result of Obama’s total
- Chaotic danger.
- Dangerously chaotic.
- The future of America; and you better get used to it,
Tropical Storm Cristobal was caused
- A nearby fault line.
- Nancy Pelosi’s excessive water usage and/or
- Football fans jumping on the 49ers bandwagon.
- “Global warming.”
Hillary Clinton’s presidential bid is floundering
- A combination of low atmospheric pressure, warm water
and insufficient wind shear.
- College students partying away the last days of summer
on South Beach.
- Obama’s continued refusal to close Guantanamo
- “Global warming.”
Former President Jimmy Carter will serve as the
keynote speaker at the Islamic Society of North America’s Convention
- She’s “flat broke.”
- Her latest book sales are almost as low as Obama’s poll
- No one really likes her.
- She’s been pinned down inside her compound by imaginary
Serbian sniper fire.
Attorney General Eric Holder traveled to Ferguson
in order to:
- He wants to build bridges between the cultures.
- This way, he’s exempt from qualifying from the Holocaust
Denier’s Tour for 2015.
- It’s time these Muslims got serious about hating
- No one else will talk him.
Sharpton left Ferguson
- Bring the full weight of federal law enforcement to the
- Make sure all the local thugs, hoods and gangsters are
getting the best deal on AK-47s.
- Burn frequent flier miles to burn.
- Avoid Chicago; it’s too shoot-y this time of
During his six years in office, Obama has
- His work delivering unity and healing to the community
- The Marriott St. Louis Airport isn’t as nice as Trump
- No one in St. Louis sells his brand of hair goop.
- There are way more Jewish-owned businesses to burn down
in New York.
The stock market has reached record highs
- The price of basic staples like groceries and
- The number of Americans who have given up on finding
- The number of illegal aliens flooding the
- His handicap. ( Hint: If he played for shit, he wouldn't
get a smell! )
If Federal Reserve Chairwoman Janet Yellen pushes
for rate increases, the result will be:
- Obama’s economic policies have produced a steamroller of
- Labor costs are down since 100 million Americans are
- The banksters and their pinstriped Mafiosi are cashing
in their chips with Obama.
- Who gives a damn? That’s “Wall Street, not Main
Obama’s style of governance can be best described
- Fewer Americans buying new homes.
- Fewer Americans buying new cars.
- Fewer Americans putting their money in banks.
- Who gives a damn? That’s “Main Street, not Wall
I’d attach an answer key, but if you didn’t knock these
questions out with relative ease, I’m not sure the answers would make much a
difference to you.Jim Morris
- Respectfully bipartisan.
- Honestly in tune with the taxpayers.
- Firmly rooted in constitutional dictates.