I recently had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, while I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.........
My engaged friend:
When my boyfriend came over that night, he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. As soon as he saw me, he said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you!' Then we made passionate love all night long.
Me too! That night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, while under it I wore only the black bra, stockings and heels and the mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night long.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,...........
(you are going to love this..)
" What's for dinner, Zorro?".