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To whom does the land of Israel belong

TO WHOM DOES  THE LAND OF ISRAEL BELONG??  
An Israeli Sense of Humor at United Nations  set the record straight.  
An ingenious example of speech and politics  occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and  made the world community smile.  
A representative from Israel  began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something  about Moses: When he struck the rock and it brought  forth water, he thought, "What a good opportunity to have  a bath!"  
Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on  the rock and entered the water. When he got out and  wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had  stolen them!  
The Palestinian representative at the UN  jumped up furiously and shouted, "What are you talking  about? The Palestinians weren't there then."  
The Israeli representative smiled and said, "And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my  speech."  




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