When I arose this morning, I decided to
put the left's claims about Gun Control to the test. I cleared the kitchen table
and placed my Glock 31 on the table along with three loaded clips. Likewise my
AutoMag...two spare clips, my 12 Ga. trench gun...a loaded bandolier and my
wife's Colt Cobra .357...3 spare loaders.I had several mandated ( I'm married, you
know ) errands to run so, leaving the back door unlocked, I left the house to
bolster the local economy and preserve the tranquility of my
marriage.While running my errands, a neighbor knocked on the front
door and, finding me gone, borrowed my string trimmer in the sure knowledge that
I would assent if I were home. U.P.S. tried to deliver a package which required
my signature and left me one of those cryptic little notes which stated that if
I failed to respond they would burn my package. The mail carrier delivered our
mail. Three women, out for a morning stroll, walked their dogs on the
street past the house. Two enterprising young men knocked on our door wanting to
mow our lawn and the city disposal truck picked up the trash. All of this while
I was gone.Upon returning to the house, I found the guns still
positioned on the kitchen table in the same order as when I departed. All the
ammo was still in place and unused.One
would think, given the media hype about how guns kill people and how dangerous
it is to have guns in the house, that our guns would have availed themselves of
the opportunity to shoot a few of the targets of opportunity which showed up by
the house. They hadn't killed a soul! The lazy damned things hadn't even moved.
They just sat there on the kitchen table mocking the media and the left wing gun
grabbers. What were they waiting for???The United States is 3rd in Murders
throughout the World. But if you take out Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and
New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom for Murders. These 4
Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the United States. All
4 are controlled by Democrats. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data – right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat. Jim Morris Twilight Imagery, Inc. 325 203 3962 |