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As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.
I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like  Mission   Control and asked him to come over.
Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong ? 
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

 I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless enquired,


'An, ID ten T error ? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'


Eric grinned .... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before ?

'No,' I replied.


'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'    So I wrote down:


ID10T


I used to like Eric, the little shit head.
if you're not a Senior yet then send this to someone who is.
              

Talking clock

After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends.  He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. 
"What's up with the big brass gong?" one of his guests asked.
"It's not a gong.  It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
           "A talking clock?  Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
           "Yup," replied the drunk. 
           "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.  
           "Watch," the drunk replied.  
           He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
           The three stood looking at one another for a moment. 
           Suddenly a voice on the other side of the wall screamed ..
            "You asshole!  It's three-fifteen in the morning!"

Free healthcare and education

To all millennials that want free healthcare and education: THE MILITARY IS HIRING!

Don't hurry to get married


Both sides of their ass


Dead man's hand

ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY (1876)

“Wild Bill” Hickok, one of the greatest gunfighters of the American West, is murdered in Deadwood, South Dakota.

Born in Illinois in 1837, James Butler “Wild Bill” Hickok first gained notoriety as a gunfighter in 1861 when he coolly shot three men who were trying to kill him. A highly sensationalized account of the gunfight appeared six years later in the popular periodical Harper’s New Monthly Magazine, sparking Hickok’s rise to national fame. Other articles and books followed, and though his prowess was often exaggerated, Hickok did earn his reputation with a string of impressive gunfights.

After accidentally killing his deputy during an 1871 shootout in Abilene, Texas, Hickok never fought another gun battle. For the next several years he lived off his famous reputation, appearing as himself in Buffalo Bill Cody’s Wild West show. Occasionally, he worked as guide for wealthy hunters. His renowned eyesight began to fail, and for a time he was reduced to wandering the West trying to make a living as a gambler. Several times he was arrested for vagrancy.

In the spring of 1876, Hickok arrived in the Black Hills mining town of Deadwood, South Dakota. There he became a regular at the poker tables of the No. 10 Saloon, eking out a meager existence as a card player. On this day in 1876, Hickok was playing cards with his back to the saloon door. At 4:15 in the afternoon, a young gunslinger named Jack McCall walked into the saloon, approached Hickok from behind, and shot him in the back of the head. Hickok died immediately. McCall tried to shoot others in the crowd, but amazingly, all of the remaining cartridges in his pistol were duds. McCall was later tried, convicted, and hanged.

Hickok was only 39 years old when he died. The most famous gunfighter in the history of the West died with his Smith & Wesson revolver in his holster, never having seen his murderer. According to legend, Hickok held a pair of black aces and black eights when he died, a combination that has since been known as the Dead Man’s Hand.

~History.com

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