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|Posted on May 24, 2014 at 12:00 PM|
!Ol Buzzard Roost Bubba was in the big city here awhile back at acrowded bus stop & a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. Now,she was all decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tightleather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to geton, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come upto the height of the first step on the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with aquick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt alittle thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again shetried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn't! So, alittle more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped herskirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once again,much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So,with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt togive a little more slack and again was unable to make the step. About this timeOl Bubba who was standing behind her in the line picked her up easily from thewaist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballisticand turned on the would-be hero screeching at him "How dare you touch mybody!! I don't even know who you are!"
Ol Bubba drawled "Well ma'am normally I would agree with youbut after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was closefriends."