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Letter to Hollywood

Dear Hollywood celebrities, It’s time to wake up now.  Please try to understand this.  The only reason you exist is for my entertainment.  Some of you are beautiful.  Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes.  Some of you are so convincing that you scare the crap out of me.  And others are so funny you can make me laugh uncontrollably. And others make music that makes my toe tap and my body sway.  But you all have one thing in common.  You only exist and have a place in my world to entertain me.  That’s it.  Nothing else! You make your living pretending to be someone else.  You play dress-up like a 5-year-old.  Your world is a make believe world.  It is not real.  It doesn’t exist.  You live for the camera and microphone, while the rest of us live in the real world.  Your entire existence depends on my patronage.  I crank the organ grinder, and you dance.  Therefore, I don’t care where you stand on issues.  Honestly, your opinion means nothing to me.  Just because you had a lead role in a movie about a call girl doesn’t mean you know what it’s like to be a prostitute. Because you show a breast at a halftime football show while singing off key, it doesn't make you a world affairs spokesperson. Your opinion matters far less to me than that of a someone living in Timbuktu .  Believe me or not, the hard truth is that you aren’t real.  I turn off my TV or shut down my computer or turn off my radio, and you cease to exist.  Once I am done with you, I go back to the real world until I want you to entertain me again.  I don’t care that you think BP executives deserve the death penalty.  I don’t care what you think about the environment.  I don’t care if you believe fracking is bad.  I don’t care if you call for more gun control.  I don’t care if you believe in catastrophic human-induced global warming.  And I could care less that you supported Hillary for President.  Get back into your bubble.  I’ll let you know when I’m in the mood for something pretty or scary or funny.  And one other thing.  What was with all this “I’ll leave the country if Donald Trump wins”?  Don’t you know how stupid that made you sound?  What did you think my reaction was going to be?  I better not vote for Trump or we’ll lose Whoopi Goldberg?  Al Sharpton?  Amy Schumer?  Bruce Springsteen? or Barbara Striestand? and several more?  Leave already!  Please!... I don’t care!! Don’t let the door hit you in the derriere' on your way out. 
Oh,..by the way, is Clinton returning any of the money you so generously donated to her election?  Make me laugh.  Make me cry.  Make me sing. Even scare me.  But realize this, the only words of yours that matter are scripted — rather like your pathetic  lives. In the real world, you exist solely for our entertainment.
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