New Stamp, the Postal Services created a stamp
with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the
stamp was not sticking to the envelopes. This enraged the President, who
demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in
congressional spending, a special Presidential commision presented the following
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3. People are spitting on the wrong