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Heavenly clocks

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peterat the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind himHe asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are 'Lie-Clocks'.Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.""Oh", said the man, "Whose clock is that?" pointing to one of the clocks. "That's Mother Teresa's; the hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie"."That's Abraham Lincoln's clock; the hands have moved twice, telling us that Abetold only two lies in his entire life,"St. Peter said, pointing to another clock."Where's Obama's clock?" the man asked."Obama's clock is in Jesus' office; he's using it as a ceiling fan."












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