Henry J's Blog & BS
Just the beginning
for Clinton jokes.
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep
and a sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that
they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking
his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One
particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the
breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat
there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he
leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The sheepdog,
ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from
around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed-by and, lo
and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was
another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze -
perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally
gave-in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for
him. He said, 'Take the dog for a