Late Monday morning, the grizzled Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.
He found himself in agonizing pain in the base hospital’s ICU, with tubes up every fundamental orifice, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He remembered he'd been in a, no shit, serious flying accident Saturday.
The nurse gave the fighter pilot a serious, deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, “Can I feel your boobs, then?”AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!