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Monument to Hilary

I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton. ( Some might perceive this to be a somewhat dubious honor but I need the money so I can pay for my ObamaCare. ) We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.  We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money. Thank you, Hillary R. Clinton Monument CommitteeP.S. The Committee has raised $2.16 so far. My salary, promised by the Democrats to defray my family's ObamaCare plan, was to be 55% of the projected $250,000.00 which they expected to be donated and would cover the first two years of the plan. Just like everything else they promise...it was a damned lie! P.S.S. The Republicans suggested we make a statue of her ass and erect it in Benghazi which, to the cognoscenti would surely suggest that this is all the aid the embassy there received from Secretary Clinton in their hour of need. What stood in the way of this suggestion is that we couldn't find a piece of granite big enough.

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