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Class on 9/11

On Friday I taught my class on 9/11. You have to realize that every single student in the class had no memory at all of that day. 75% of the class was not even born then. To them 9/11 is the same as JFK being assassinated is to me. I know what happened, and I think I understand how everyone felt, but it is ancient history. A history before my recollection of time. To the students in my class 9/11 is this day where you should show respect, but they don't know why.
I asked them how many other classes mentioned anything about 9/11... and none did. This isn't because Friday was 9/9, because in the last few years the date has fallen on a school day, but still, no teacher really tells them what went on. Many of these students will volunteer to go off and fight the war... the war that will never end... and have no idea why they are there. My class is 90 minutes of that day. I teach them what brought on the Islamic terrorists wanting to do such a thing. I go from the beginning, with Carter's response to the Iranians taking over the US Embassy, and go all the way up to that day in September. I show them how Bin Laden came to power, and what motivated him. I then show them the footage of the day, and I show them the one thing that no one ever mentions, that no one ever shows on TV... and it is the one thing that every single one of us who was alive that day remembers most... the hundreds jumping out of the Towers. Choosing their own death, versus being burned alive. It was not just one, not just a dozen, but hundreds. Again. and Again. and Again. and Again. For an hour. and Again. and Again. and Again. Until the Towers themselves fell. In my class it was quiet... incredibly quiet. These are teenagers. They make up all walks of life, and they are the typical bunch... you have the smartass Bart Simpson types. You have the gangsta wannabes. You have students who barely understand English and are not ever from here. You have those who would rather spend a day on their cell phones than look at another human being. However the class was quiet. Totally silent. Every now and then I would hear a slight cry. A sniffle. Some wiping away tears. I let them go out to do a group bathroom break in the middle of the class... and they are silent. . When some do talk, they speak in whispers. So, they understand. So now they know why they will go to another country to fight. Soon, there will be no more classes on 9/11. I will retire in a few years. Soon the next generation will not know what happened. Or else they will believe, like many in my class did, that 9/11 was all made up and remote controlled airplanes, or cruise missiles... or holograms (yes, one student believed that) flew into a building that was wired with explosives so George Bush could make millions. But now, for a small group of students, they know.

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Fannie Bell & the Senior Sunshine social club

Ban Dennis Rodman from going to visit. Insist China, Japan, declare sanctions on North Korea that is the only method that will bring him to the bargaining table.
The ladies and I advise - when the protesters and Antifa arrive to march or create disturbance. Begin checking ID's if illegal, load them on bus, other's if citizens- check for warrants- ask if on government assistant programs, while the crowd is in place have a drug testing unit set up as well. If there is consequences involved it will eliminate a number of these protest and marchers. On Fox News a black guy was protesting the verdict of a policeman being acquitted. He stated he had been in prison for drugs, etc. clearly he was under a substance influence. Great time for a drug bust when large crowds gather. Authorities should take advantage of the situation and turn the tables.  When the protesters began destroying property at Berkley, why didn't the police turn the firehoses on them? Wet the monkeys with force and they will disperse.
Next months issue will address the Nancy and Chucky duo....Mr. Schumer has brought "The Chucky Doll" to reality.  Hope more reveals from Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the million dollar IT guy and family.  No other country would the taxpayer's dollars be used so carelessly.
Many questions still surround the 9/11 attack. Interesting theories in the book"Where Did the Towers Go"  by Dr. Judy Wood.  Clearly, it wasn't 2 planes that brought the towers down.
Happy Halloween and enjoy a safe holiday.
Our Motto- "Shoulders Back" - "Knockers UP" - "Swing Those Hips'!
Fannie Belle and the Senior Sunshine Social Club


Archie Bunker on Muslims

Rye Bread

Rye Bread
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one 

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of 

The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did 
to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day.

It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the 

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery.

As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any Rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves  .... By the time you get to the 5th loaf, 
it'll be hard."

He replied,

"I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."

MY civil rights

I am White . Protestant , Old .  Veteran ! 
I want to see a manger scene around Christmas to celebrate the birth of our Lord and i cannot because it offends some ! So they raise Holy Hell screaming their civil rights have been violated so the scenes must be taken down . ???? The have the right to not look . To ignore ! To walk on the other side of the street . To change their route ! But NO ! Hell No ! It is easier today to simply deprive me and those who believe as i do of OUR civil rights .
They do not like a statue and have the same options as fore mentioned . Yet the elect to deprive others of their rights to satisfy their needs .
During 1978 - 9 i was selected by my Command as one of several others to be schooled in Civil Rights and Equal opportunity and present the program to the crew in our command .
I thought it was a pretty good program until after review it became very apparent the the White race was too do all the change . Nothing was required of any minority to do any change or exhibit any understanding of the problem. Simply put , 40 years ago the white race was considered to be the criminal .
Our Constitution gives us ALL equal rights . Take note here that those rights are actually doled out today on a political basis / ideological basis . So much for being inalienable .
I have it in my mind to file a Federal lawsuit against all these organizations and our federal / state governments that they have over stepped the bounds of the Constitution / law . No one has the right to disallow me my rights in order to fulfill theirs . You want me to bake a cake or take a picture and i do not believe in your life style  and refuse and i ( or anyone else ) is wrong ??? 
I think not .
I own property . The lines of which are clearly drawn . If you trespass you can be dealt with as i see fit and not how some liberal lawyer or court sees fit . I want my flag ? I will have it . I want a manger scene ? I will have it .I want to see a statue ? I will ! Those are our civil rights  and - according to our well  ignored Constitution - inalienable .

I realize that this is probably too political or just plumb crazy but if you like forward as you will ,
Thanks , Randy DeAx

The truth about North Korea....watch this

https://www.facebook.com/ thepeoplebox/videos/ 444894925870008/

Uncle bob

My Uncle Bob was a staunch Conservative, and voted straight Republican until the day he died in Chicago.
Since then he has voted Democrat.

Never lose your grandson

Colonoscopy journal

If you've ever had a colonoscopy, you can identify with this.

Colonoscopy Journal: 

I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.

A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis .
Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner.
I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking,

I left Andy's office with some written instructions and a prescription for a product called 'MoviPrep,' which comes in a box large enough to hold a microwave oven.  I will discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never allow it to fall into the hands of America 's enemies.

I spent the next several days productively sitting around being nervous.

Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation.
In accordance with my instructions, I didn't eat any solid food that day; all I had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only with less flavor.

Then, in the evening, I took the MoviPrep.  You mix two packets of powder together in a one-litre plastic jug, then you fill it with lukewarm water (for those unfamiliar with the metric system, a litre is about 32 gallons).  Then you have to drink the whole jug.  This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes - and here I am being kind - like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon.

The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, 'a loose, watery bowel movement may result.

This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.

MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative.
I don't want to be too graphic, here, but, have you ever seen a space-shuttle launch?
This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle...
There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt.
You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently.
You eliminate everything. 
And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another litre of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet.

After an action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep.

The next morning my wife drove me to the clinic.
I was very nervous. 
Not only was I worried about the procedure, but I had been experiencing occasional return bouts of MoviPrep spurtage.
I was thinking,
'What if I spurt on Andy? How do you apologize to a friend for something like that?' 
Flowers would not be enough.

At the clinic I had to sign many forms acknowledging that I understood and totally agreed with whatever the heck the forms said.
Then they led me to a room full of other colonoscopy people, where I went inside a little curtained space and took off my clothes and put on one of those hospital garments designed by sadist perverts, the kind that, when you put it on, makes you feel even more naked than when you are actually naked.

Then a nurse named Eddie put a little needle in a vein in my left hand.
Ordinarily I would have fainted, but Eddie was very good, and I was already lying down.
Eddie also told me that some people put vodka in their MoviPrep.

At first I was ticked off that I hadn't thought of this, but then I pondered what would happen if you got yourself too tipsy to make it to the bathroom, so you were staggering around in full Fire Hose Mode.
You would have no choice but to burn your house.

When everything was ready, Eddie wheeled me into the procedure room, where Andy was waiting with a nurse and an anesthesiologist.
I did not see the 17,000-foot tube, but I knew Andy had it hidden around there somewhere.
I was seriously nervous at this point.

Andy had me roll over on my left side, and the anesthesiologist began hooking something up to the needle in my hand.

There was music playing in the room, and I realized that the song was 'Dancing Queen' by ABBA.
I remarked to Andy that, of all the songs that could be playing during this particular procedure, 'Dancing Queen' had to be the least appropriate.

'You want me to turn it up?' said Andy, from somewhere behind me..

'Ha ha,' I said.
And then it was time, the moment I had been dreading for more than a decade.
If you are squeamish, prepare yourself, because I am going to tell you, in explicit detail, exactly what it was like.

I have no idea.
I slept through it.
One moment, ABBA was yelling 'Dancing Queen, feel the beat of the tambourine,' and the next moment, I was back in the other room, waking up in a very mellow mood.

Andy was looking down at me and asking me how I felt.
I felt excellent.
I felt even more excellent when Andy told me that It was all over, and that my colon had passed with flying colors.
I have never been prouder of an internal organ.

On the subject of Colonoscopies..

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous.
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1.  Take it easy Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before.
2.  'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
3.  'Can you hear me NOW?'
4.  'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'
5.  'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'
6.  'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
7.  'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'
8.  'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
9.  'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'
10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'
12. ‘Dang, now I know why I am not gay'

And the best one of all:
13.  'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there.

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